Verse 1
Whenever your lonesome & you need a friend
Just pick up the phone & see if I’m in
I won’t have the answers I don’t hold the key
But if you need a friend-some, come talk to me

Verse 2
Whenever your lonesome & your feelin’ blue
Just pick up the phone & I’ll be here for you
Life’s never easy; it’s tough when you’re down
Everyone needs some one to just call around

Instrumental Verses
Repeat Verse 1 Several Times (until everyone is bored shitless)